Public Safety Advice No. 1 ........

This is a public safety announcement from the Hillbilly Warlord.If you should accidently swallow a poisonous or toxic substance,or,if you are trying to commit suicide and are PURPOSELY drinking said substances and you chicken out,you will need to induce vomiting. To induce vomiting,the Hillbilly Warlord advises this simple method to induce vomiting.......Imagine Rosie O'Donnell and Anne Coulter in a "69"...this will induce vomiting.