Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Have you ever noticed this,too.....

Our telescopes and our space satellites and telescopes can "see" and object Billions and Trillions of miles away.To narrow this down---our equipment can detect a small planetoid named "Sedna,"a body of spherical icy rock smaller than our moon, at the edge of our Solar System.This is the equivalent of being able to stand on the observation deck of the Empire State Building and see clearly a beach ball on the beach in California.Whats more,is that all these space probes can be guided to Jupiter and beyond. with just a handful of desk top computers,a distance of almost half a billion miles and much ,much more,whereas it took warehouses full of computers to put a man on the moon,a mere 248,000 miles,in the 1960's.In less than 40 years, we have shrunk technology down to this astonishing capability. This is the equivalent of dropping a golf ball on the ground in New York,and guiding it flawlessy to Los Angeles with no more of a start that simply putting the ball and controlling the roll all the way there.....yet we cant cure diseases. Jonas Salk "cured" Polio,but all but NONE have been "cured" yet. You might say that this two different types of science,two different disciplines of the process,and thats true. But if you can do the before mentioned,and If a disease can be cured that has the same properties as countless others,then why WON'T they cure disease? If you can create and instrument that can travel TRILLIONS of miles,OPERATE it from BILLIONS of miles away,surely you can repair the human body.You should be able to stop most diseases.If you can navigate a craft TRILLIONS of miles through space,then you ought to be able to fix a few thousand miles of veins and arteries.If you can see objects TRILLIONS of miles away,you should be able to "see"cancers in their EARLIEST stages.Again---I KNOW Im painting with broad strokes,but its odd that we can ALSO trace THE VERY COW to the VERY ONE that started "Mad Cow" disease, but we cant find Osama Bin Laden. We say we can do all these things,but in reality it falls far short of the mark we are capable of. I firmly believe that when Jonas Salk cured Polio,someone must've made it clear to him NOT to do that again..........

Have you ever noticed this......

In America,and for the rest of the world as well,but lets just say---In America---we have 100 kinds of soft drinks and soda pop,100 kinds of Potato Chips,1000 brands and flavors of Coffee,100 brands of Beer,100 brands of Cigarettes,100 brands of Candy Bars----hell we have about 100 brands of EVERYTHING---but only ONE WAY--- just ONE WAY--- to run our cars.And thats our dependency on Oil Products. I know I'm painting with a broad stroke here,but there is only gasoline and deisel to power our vehicles---thats about it.Electric Hybrids are still 10 years away. Think about it though---for the most part in our everyday lives we have 100's of choices for everything except power. This is who is in charge.Not our Morals,not our Laws,but the one who holds that monopoly in our day to day lives.........

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Barack Obama......

He was just handed the Nobel Peace Prize,and EVERYBODY is scratching their heads.This is a National WHAT THE FUCK moment.So momentous,that I decided to spell out WHAT THE FUCK,instead of the usual WTF.But Barack Obama also won Miss USA and Miss Universe and the Heisman Trophy.Next week,he will be given the World Series Championship and will be the winner of Superbowl 44 and get a Superbowl Ring,this winter.He will also recieve an Oscar,a Tony and an Emmy Award....hell why not. Lets give him the Stanley Cup and the World Sumo Wrestling Championship,too.How,oh How, oh how, oh how, in the great green giggling FUCK do you win a Nobel PEACE Prize when you are in charge of a nation that is at war. No sorry,we are not "at war"--- that way when these 100's of thousands of Veterans need Medical care the Government can fuck them out of it by saying they werent "really" in a war,because that ended in 2004,so.....sorry.Of which Veterans are already telling the tales.Only Kim ILL Jong is more heavily showered with such blubbering worship and adoration.Next they'll be telling us that Obama Created the question mark,lit the sun and has found the same 2 snowflakes ----twice---- on both Polar Ice Caps. Who the hell is Chuck Norris??? Next thing you know it will be revealed that Obama is Batman,Superman and Pluto Nash. Anyone who doesnt WORSHIP our GLORIOUS LEADER is a racist.IF YOU DONT WANT TO ALLOW FOR ALL THIS PRAISE AND DEWEY EYED WORSHIP HEAPED UPON THE WORLDS MOST PERFECT HUMAN BEING,then you're a skinheaded Nazi Klansman who steals candy from little babies.....wait a minute,this just came in---oh yeah,it has been revealed that Barack Obama IS the MESSIAH!!!

Friday, October 9, 2009

The Hillbilly Warlord's Public Safety Announcement No.4

This is not only for America,but for the world.Within the hour,on this day,we will be "BOMBING" the MOON. I want all you terrorists and Idiots like Hugo Chavez,Kim ILL Jong and Achmejinjead to think about this for a moment.I want all those who bash America to think about this for a moment. We---America---can target a place almost 249,000 miles away with precision down to the SQUARE INCH,with our weaponry. IF we ever decide to take this planet over,it will be OURS inside of a week,maybe two. WE decimated the worlds FOURTH largest army in 1992 in just over 4DAYS. Bombing these pissant countries that are BEGGING for it should see it this way.America is SO POWERFUL and YET....YET we DONT do what we could do,maybe SHOULD do like our world order predecessors like the British Empire,Rome,Greece any time in history where a nation dominated the known world WOULD have done in a heartbeat had they had just HALF the power we possess. If Adolf Hitler had just a fration of we have wed all be "sprechen de deutch" right now.... BUT we dont. And dont hand me this "Invading Iraq or Afghanistan song and dance.WE NEED stability in that region,WE MUST have a STRONG force and presence in that region if you want to drive a car,have all the material goods and services and technologies, and enjoy a standard of living above the third world way of life. Think about it.....

The "Real Americans" Part 3

"Real American" Mark Sanford just proved beyond a shadow of a doubt what I was blogging about.Mark Sanford is the Governor of South Carolina,and has recently been embroiled in an extra marital affair. The Governors' driver was SPEEDING at 85 MPH,was pulled over by a South Carolina State Trooper,and WAS NOT ticketed. You see---"Real Americans" like Mark Sanford---are allowed to shit on the law any time they please. There is law FOR the rich,powerful and famous---the "real Americans" the only ones who really count---and theres law AGAINST the rest of us,who PAY for the PIGS like Mark Sanford,a "real American" to do what ever the fuck he wants to do. Senator Lauch Faircloth of North Carolina was allowed to shit on the law some years back,when the North Carolina State Trooper broke the law by allowing the Senator to speed and failed to ticket the Senator for breaking the law.----THIS is "THE PROBLEM"----with our country.The rich,powerful and famous can shit on the law when they want to,the rest of us had better adhere to it.The "real Americans" are allowed to break rules and laws.This is NO PROBLEM for them, like Vice President Dead Eye Dick Cheney,who shot a man,and didnt have to tell his boss,the President of the United Satates of America until some 24 hous AFTER the shooting,deemed a "hunting accident" after a day of drunkiness and hunting.Dick Cheney---who actually RULED this country for some years basically told the President,George W. Bush, that there wasnt anything that would be done about breaking laws that were broken. George Bush was basically Dead Eye Dicks Bitch so NOTHING came of it. Dick Cheney has SHIT on so many Laws, Customs and rules of this country,has avoided scrutiny over his MANY CRIMES---MANY TIMES---Why???? Becuase hes a "real American" hes the elite PIG types that are in charge. And he,and Mark Sanford and Lauch Faircloth and the rest have this to say to you----"FUCK YOU,America." And you know what we'll do about it.Nothing.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

The "Real Americans" Part 2

So,its these "real Americans" that basically cause the problems.They've got us mad at the illegals they've brought in,mad at the Taliban who flew our own planes into their towers...its this greedy pigpen of "real American" elitists,Liberal and/or Conservative,and their puppet politicians,and their corrupt,filthy corporate empires that put this country deep into debt,that has destroyed the American middle class,that sent jobs overseas and over the border,so its "real Americans" who have helped MILLIONS of ILLEGALS into this country,because these "real Americans" dont want to pay their fellow countrymen,---The "other" Americans,--- a gainful,decent wage for a good standard of living.It these real Americans,who say their fellow Americans are "too lazy" to do certain jobs,so they have to break the law to have a disposable illegal workforce.It "real Americans" who ran their own banks into the ground and into bankruptcy,Its "real Americans" who ran their own corporations into bankruptcy,and these same "real Americans" knew before hand,they knew as they were fucking the shit out of their own country that they would be able to get the vast majoroity of the"other" American people,who had nothing to do and is not at fault with this latest round of filthy corruption---to PAY for their filthy corruption and greed.You might say that "well these are the people that give us jobs" Well folks,they arent even doing that, now.Its "real Americans" who make these idiotic,absurd,ass kissing,ball licking foriegn trade agreements.Its the "real Americans" who are allowed to bend,even break laws to do as they please.Its the "real Americans" who reinterpret our Constitution.our Laws.Our Customs.Our Traditions,our Rules---to fit their own filthy greed and corrupt agendas.These "real Americans" these Elite PIGS,no longer think of themselves as Americans but as "Citizens of the Global World." They dont "live" in America, America is a place that makes them rich off the honest working tax payers,richer off the backs of their disposable illegal work force,too.Yet these same PIGS,these elite "real Americans" DEMAND and RECIEVE all benefits and profit from being an American without giving anything back,or as little as possible.Then,theyDEMAND and GET the highest standards of living while shitting on this nation every chance they get,denying and bashing their own nation to save face from their Global buddies.When do we wage war on the people who actually hurt us???Instead they have us mad at the other parts of the world.It deflects the REAL problems,and that the "real American PIG." A man from Iran has never done anything to me personally.A man from Afghanistan,either.But if we are not going to wipe Islam off the face of the world,if we are not going to actually SOLVE solvable problems with reasonable solutions,then all this shit is just going to go on and on and on.If we treated the Nazis as gingerly and as daintily and as PUSSIFIED as we treat Islamic terrorism,then we owe Germany a HUGE apology.As long as the "real Americans" continue to be able to keep us off the trail,NOTHING is solved.The PROBLEM is "real Americans" the greedy,corrupt PIGS that have way too much power in this nation."Real Americans" who now think our American way of life is hokey and antiquated.Who scoff at our system. The US Constitution is the GREATEST piece of documentation for the liberty of people.Our laws are sound and just.Our customs and rules and traditions are for the pursuit of happiness and for freedom.Its NOT AMERICA that is the problem---the problem is this small group "real Americans" these PIGS,this SWINE----that is.

The "Real Americans"

You will see me write this down from time to time,my reference to the "real Americans." This is how I see them,the real Americans."Real Americans" work 9 to 5,Monday through Friday.Taking time off from work,and/or this schedule to do the things you need to do is not a problem.You will still have your job.You will have attended some college at least,and maybe an Ivy League University.You will have at least one degree in your field,if not more.Your 9 to 5 job pays you very well.Being a "real American" makes about 70 thou-plus- per year.If youre marreid to a spouse who is equal in this stature and status,your income is almost doubled.You can have your holidays and weekends off to do as you will with your family and maybe your friends,because they too are as wonderful as you are.You will not have to beg,or trade off to get a holiday off.You can go to your doctor anytime,hell, you golf with the son-of-a-bitch.If you get cancer all will be done to get you through it.Because you have your weekends off,you can attend church,and wonder why others cant attend church.But by god, your favorite restaurant better by god be open with a hot meal the minute you stop shaking the preachers hand,huh?You probably have employees.People you pay as little as you possibly can and demand them to do things you wont do yourself for as little as you possibly get by with.It doesnt make one good god damn to you that you have one person doing the work of 3 people for minimum wage,after all you gave them a spiffy title..."associate"....right? Why should they complain?? And if this fall through,why you can get illegals to do it too.These are the "real" Americans. More to come......

General George S. Patton........

It should come as no surprise that one of my heroes is General George S. Patton,one of the most brilliant military commanders the world has ever known.There is a particular style I try to emulate when I write,blog,anything I do.And this is wording things I want you to remember,and so,like General Patton,when I "want it to stick,I give to 'em hard and dirty,that way they'll remember." Thats why you will see me go along as clean as can be and then I'll add "fluffy fuck" into the mix.Those that read my blogs or other writings often want to know why I can be so "foul" or mess it up by throwing these things in.Its just that...you remember my harshness far more than the good.You cant get it out of your head,and I know it.When I write something,I already know the arguments,what is coming,and what questions will be asked.I control the conversation unless a better point is made or its something I dont know about.I do not watch what I say around people.I say what I feel and call it as I see it,no matter how insensitive it might be.However,there are places where such is not allowed.And I respect the rules of places that arent mine.It is there where I will not say anything at all.You will never read anything I write that I wouldnt say to someones face.And when I want you to remember,I'll give it to you hard and dirty....Because life is hard and dirty.Anyone who says different is trying to screw you out of something.

A day at the office......

According to the "Brochure to America," just before you get to the section where the "streets are paved with gold" and it "rains Champagne and cherry flavored bubbles" and "food and money grow on trees," you will find a section where it says that ALL Americans are wealthy,healthy,rich and have EVERY weekend off,EVERY holiday off,and we ALL "work in an office" from a cushy 9 AM to 5PM. You see,according to all media outlets Americans---well the "real Americans--the only segment that really counts"---works in an office. Well, a friend of mine was fucking a woman who worked in an office some years ago. I asked him what she did there,and he said he "really didnt know" and whats more,he saidhe "didnt think SHE really knew,either." Interesting. HMMM. So I asked for more details, and here's what he told me..."she is some sort of a 'consultant' and she goes in around 9,9:15,10:00 am,just whenever,and she plays voicemail tag on her phone, and e-mail tag on her computer until lunch at 11:00 AM,where her and her office girlfriends go to the hottest "be seen at" Bistro,then they go to the mall for an hour or two,or they go have their nails or hair done,then get back to the office around 2PM have a couple of meetings,play e-mail and voicemail tag for an hour and at 5PM they go home." He also added that these "Cosmo girls" loved looking down there noses at others who are not as "fortunate" as they are" He said "she was about the snottiest bitch he ever met." So I asked him why he dated her for so long,about 6 months,he said because "she was a freak when it came to sex." And the he said---"but here's the wierd part." And I asked "there's a 'wierd part?'" to which he said "Oh yeah---you see,she dresses like a queen,everything is perfect,expensive,hip,chic,designer stuff.She SNEERS at Wal Mart.Her hair, nails, and makeup are top of the line,her apartment is upscale,spotlessly clean." To which I replied that "she had expensive taste,but this snotty attitude,well I understand the type,I wouldnt put up with it." But he said "the sex, man --the sex was wild" She did it all,and I mean all,some of the wierdest shit you can think of,and then---she immediately took shower and acted as if it NEVER happened,she was like a robot or something,like all the sudden she was this spotless doll again" He said it "kept him interested longer than it should because all those girls seemed to be that way" becuase he dated a couple of more of them and they were roughly the same.OK----here is the point----its this ridiculous ACT that people try to sell you about life in this country.Its this FALSE AIRE that people try to foister upon you,this act as if they are clean,spotless people of high upstanding morals and somehow,MONEY makes you this way,or status and stature at your worth less job gives you.Let me tell you what you are---you are human beings and its just a matter of LUCK that you land in your little spot in the word.I dont give a rolling fuck about what college or degree you have,your still a human being first.And for the most part,all youre really looking for in this life is that next meal and who is going to be poking your pussy tonight, or whether or not your'e going to get some pussy tonight.Just look at our TV personalities and Politicians and our Religious Leaders---do you really believe theyre working hard to solve the problems??? Are you that wiped???Are you that naive??? NO ALL theyre looking for is the next meal and sex with all that they have been given in this world,Or else---shit would get done-----But dont lie to me,dont pretend your'e something your'e not around me,I know a rutting pig when I see one.Im man enough to admit it.

Hillbilly Warlord's Public Safety Announcement No. 3

Warranties......EVERYTHING you buy has a warranty.Warranties are worded to sound AWESOME.Warranties sometimes cost extra,to maximize your coverage.WOW!!!! but when it gets right down to it they are WORTHLESS.The company will do EVERYTHING they can to wiggle out of the warranty. A warranty basically means this;......."This warranty covers Everything----EXCEPT Anything -----than can possibly go wrong with this product" People---they dont give a fluffy fuck---once an item is in your hands and out of the store and the sale is made---TOUGH SHIT-------sucker.