Hillbilly Warlord's Public Safety Announcement No. 3

Warranties......EVERYTHING you buy has a warranty.Warranties are worded to sound AWESOME.Warranties sometimes cost extra,to maximize your coverage.WOW!!!! but when it gets right down to it they are WORTHLESS.The company will do EVERYTHING they can to wiggle out of the warranty. A warranty basically means this;......."This warranty covers Everything----EXCEPT Anything -----than can possibly go wrong with this product" People---they dont give a fluffy fuck---once an item is in your hands and out of the store and the sale is made---TOUGH SHIT-------sucker.